“God’s presence with us, is his greatest present to us”
“Don’t let your mind become cluttered with worry. It leaves less room for the good stuff.”
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”
“Successful people don’t plan results, they plan beginnings. Right results always follow right beginnings.”
“It is not a mistake if we cannot read the eyes that cheat us. But it is indeed a big mistake if we cannot read the eyes that care for us.”
Joke:
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A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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